The Best God Damn Thing Ever.

So, here is what is apparently the first scene of a porn video--don't worry, it's SFW. The story here is that there is a young Hungarian woman, coming to her first English class, taught by a happy and awkward man who knows nothing about snakes. This is made clear when he warns her about disturbing the garter snakes. Now, anyone who lives in North America has probably seen some of these--they are harmless snakes that just slither around looking for things to do, because being a snake is boring, because you can't juggle.
The non-threateningness of these snakes does not deter the brave English teacher, who proceeds to find a massive garter snake (boa constrictor-sized), and courageously wrestles it to the ground (yes, he wrestles a snake to the ground), thus saving the poor foreigner and obligating her to have sex with him.