Well, I'm afraid it's happened. I tried to postpone it, but the evidence is clear.
I have become bored with this blog. What can I say, besides I'll try to occasionally update this blog, and you can find me here: http://yourfaceistropical.tumblr.com/ (the microblogging format is much easier to keep up with). Sorry fans, I know there were a few of you (they're the strong but silent type).
See you at Tumblr.
Anyone who saw the original Wicker Man, released 1973, knows that it was an amazing movie, controversial in subject matter and expertly done. Then, along came 2006, and brought with it perhaps the shittiest remake of all time. This new Wicker Man lost all that was great about the original, and turned it into a terrible, terrible suspense crapfest. Some enterprising internet do-gooder took scenes from the movie and rearranged them, and dubbed over them, creating a comedy trailer for The Wicker Man.
Hey fellow nerds! How awesome is fall 2008? Very awesome! Let's see, we've got...Fable II, Fallout 3, Gears of War 2, Call of Duty: World at War, Guitar Hero: World Tour, Tom Clancy's EndWar, Mirror's Edge, Legendary, Left 4 Dead, Mortal Kombat vs. DC, Tomb Raider: Underworld, and Prince of Persia (though that's December, I think). And these are just Xbox...
This is a great time to empty your wallet and social calendar, leave the dog food out (he'll be fine), and collapse onto the couch in the glare of a plasma television,with a box of Cheez-Its where your pants used to be and a controller in your sweaty hand.
Have fun!
P.S. I bought Fable II the day before yesterday...it's fantastic. Hype is officially lived up to.
So, here is what is apparently the first scene of a porn video--don't worry, it's SFW. The story here is that there is a young Hungarian woman, coming to her first English class, taught by a happy and awkward man who knows nothing about snakes. This is made clear when he warns her about disturbing the garter snakes. Now, anyone who lives in North America has probably seen some of these--they are harmless snakes that just slither around looking for things to do, because being a snake is boring, because you can't juggle.
The non-threateningness of these snakes does not deter the brave English teacher, who proceeds to find a massive garter snake (boa constrictor-sized), and courageously wrestles it to the ground (yes, he wrestles a snake to the ground), thus saving the poor foreigner and obligating her to have sex with him.
Well, I've just reinstalled Steam and Half Life 2, and with this, of course, the amazing Garry's Mod.
For those of you in the dark, this is an unofficial (yet endorsed by Valve) editor for Half Life 2, designed in order to make the creation of comics/levels/games/whatever easy and accessible. To celebrate its awesomeness, here are some screens I made from my set "Dr. Breen's Day Out:"
Click the images to enlarge them.
WARNING: EXTREMELY AWESOME AND NSFW!
I was following a train of links and eventually got to porn...before closing the tab, I noticed what it was...
